They Fight Crime

"He's an otherworldly chivalrous paramedic with acid for blood. She's an artistic foul-mouthed lawyer from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!"

"He's a bookish moralistic boxer with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a cosmopolitan cigar-chomping schoolgirl who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!"

"He's a world-famous Jewish shaman searching for his wife's true killer. She's a supernatural snooty nun prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!"

These and other amusing team-ups can be randomly produced at They Fight Crime.