Sunday, October 28, 2007

Top 10 Excuses for Not Turning in Math Homework

Equations10. It's Isaac Newton's birthday.
9. I couldn't decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1.
8. I accidently divided by 0 and my paper burst into flames.
7. It's stuck inside a Klein bottle.
6. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
5. I had too much π and got sick.
4. Someone already published it, so I didn't bother to write it up.
3. A four-dimensional dog ate it.
2. I have a solar calculator and it was cloudy.
1. There wasn't enough room to write it in the margin.

Attribution unknown. Photo by dullhunk.


Rob Berry said...

A four-dimensional dog? Sounds like the Hounds of Tindalos to me.

Andrew Lias said...

I told my four-dimensional dog to roll over and ended up everting my apartment.

Anonymous said...

haha, yesit's already done on the inernet, why bother!!!

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