True Blond Stories

I recently dyed my hair blond. One of my blond coworkers noticed this and told me that now that I was blond, I'd be getting a lot of blond jokes.

In an attempt at wit, I replied, "Yes, but now that I'm blond, I won't get a lot of blond jokes."

She looked me with a puzzled expression and then said, in an earnest tone of voice, "No, you will! You will get a lot of blond jokes!"