Unstructured Euphemisms

Certainly most of us have resorted to the use of euphemism at various points in our life. I would, never the less, guess that most of us have never said that one was "salting the porcelain minnow", "chastising the wax hose" or "surfing the badger".

These and other similarly creative euphemisms for nothing in particular can be created using The Euphemism Generator.

Have fun but try not to get caught putting a kink in the purple kishka.