Becoming a Goat

I've decided to become a goat.

My friends tell me that I'm crazy,
That I can't just become a goat.

Even the goats, I know, agree.

I say that that is just prejudice.
I should be able to become
Whatever I want to be.

Deep down inside,
I know that I am a goat.

I subscribe to all the goat journals.
I read goat books and watch goat news.
I chat with other goats online.

(My handle is BillyGoatGruff69)

I talk Goat,
I smell like a goat,
And I even eat goat food —

Except for a little bit of lamb
Every now and again.

I'm not a fanatic, after all.