I found this clever bit of semiotic humor at BoredStop.com.
Friday, March 21, 2008
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This is not a diary. It is a collection of thoughts, essays, stories, etc on those topics that are of interest to me. Being a blog, it goes without saying that it is utterly self-indulgent.
Andrew Lias
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- Originally a Precambrian paramecium, I have recently hitched myself up by my cilia and have made substantial progress with my phenotype. Rumors that I have "slept my way up the evolutionary ladder" are without foundation.
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1 comment:
I meant to tell you, I think this is HILARIOUS. And of course, meaningful for men in today's society. Keep your d*ck in your pants! I wonder what a sign like that would look like. A big zipper? hmmmm.
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