Ten Reasons to Prefer Cremation

For once in your existence, you get to be hot stuff.

It’s hard to scatter body parts to the wind.

You can hang out on the mantle
And freak out the grandkids.

You can take up deep sea diving.

You can have your ashes shot up into space.
(How cool is that?)

You can have your ashes encased in a paperweight.

Or a Frisbee.

In the event of Judgment Day,
It’s a lot harder for God to find you.

Ashes + urn + clumsy guest = comedy gold.

Think of it as giving the finger
To the Great Circle of Life.

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Photo courtesy of Caro Wallis